1. How old were you when you lost your virginity? Or if you are a virgin, what age do you think you’ll lose it at?
2. Are you “in love” with somebody?
3. Ever been “the other person” in an affair?
4. How many people do you have a crush on right now?
5. Ever had a one night stand?
So guys, I became a cultural ambassador at UWF, and I’m making so many friends from all over the world. It’s so exciting, and I love them already!
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE.
Then Inception happens
SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AND DRINKING HIS LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE ALL CUTELYI WAS LIKE AWW SO I WROTE THIS AND GAVE IT TO HIM
HE WAS SO HAPPY I WANTED TO CRY OHM YGOD
OHMGDFKSJAH HE JUST FCKGNS BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK AND PUT A PENNY AOF ON IT I CNSDKFA FUCK IM OGING TO CRY IN STARBUCKS HE BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK
To the women that walked into the store last night at 9 when the store CLOSES and started messing up the shoes I had just organized,
I hope there’s a special place in hell for you to burn in where you have to organize and reorganize shoes for all eternity.
GIVE ME NOW PLEASE.